A bit of Humor;)
Phrases
Until tomorrow if I want to (God)
Step by step (Jack the Ripper)
I have all my children of different surname (Carlos Different)
My wife has a good physique (Albert Einstein)
Enough of reality! We promise! (The Poor)
No organ donation (Yamaha)
I split a beam (A Siamese)
Shorts
What happened yesterday from 6:00 to 7:00 pm? One hour.
Hello, I speak with the pasta factory? "Yes.
Is Llarín?
- What is the apostle faster?
-John! ... Why?
"Because it is third!
What you said ... insurance agent Adam and Eve?
I see that are not covered
- Manolo, would you like a Jehovah's Witness?
- Man, it does not ... if not siquieraa have seen the accident!
What was the apostle who did not pray? Peter, because the temple gate called Beautiful, told the lame "I have no silver or gold"
What were the letters? the wives of the apostles
What was the last animal to enter the boat? The dolphin
Why Peter denied Jesus? Because the mother healed him
What color will the heavenly mansions? Dwellings. (The Lord said he would prepare purple)
Hey Why manolo and you spend all your time doing?
"Because the preacher said last night Christ will come prepared!
Jokes
There was a boy so very ugly one day goes to the mother and says:
You want me Mommy?. And the mother replied:
Yes, my son, but only as friends ...
Two blondes talking. The first question:
- What is farther away, the moon or London? To which the other replied:
- You if you're gross! Did you see London?
A Turkish man says to another: My friend, we just rob the business.
What was stolen?
Your side!
Husband comes home after work and sit at the table. It is about women and tells the husband:
Can I get you?
Sometimes.
Sale a nun.
Exit the same nun lighting a match.
Sale burning the same nun.
What do you call the play?
Surprised.
Three pastors got together for coffee. In conversation they realized that in his three churches there was a real invasion of bats.
One of the pastors said indignantly: "I took a rifle and started shooting but all I did was fill the hole the ceiling."
"Then I tried to catch them alive in a Cage" - said another. "Then I went to throw away as 75 km from here, but just about everybody back."
"Well, I do not have any problem with them," said the third pastor. "What did you do?". Asked the other two in amazement.
"Well," replied - "I simply baptized and received as church members. I have never seen again!
A man came out of the snowy city of Chicago for a vacation in the warm state of Florida.
His wife was away on business, planned to meet there the next day. Upon arrival at the hotel in Florida, the husband decides to send an e-mail to his wife. he could not find the paper where he had written the e-mail her memory try to remember and pray that was not wrong.
By bad luck, made a mistake in a letter, and the message went to the wife of a pastor. That pastor had died the previous day.
When she went to check their e-mails, took a look at the monitor, let out a cry of horror and fell dead on the floor.
Hearing the scream, her family paid for the room and read the following on the screen monitor:
"Dear wife, I just got. It was a long journey. Everything is very nice.
Many trees, gardens ... Despite having a few hours here, I'm enjoying it a lot.
Now I'll rest.
Talk here with the staff and everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow.
I'm sure you'll love.
Kisses, your loving husband
PS: He's doing a hot as hell here!! "
There comes a mortal to heaven and asks God: "God, how long is for you a thousand years?
"My son, that's for me like a second.
The man has been planned and then asks: "And how much would you consider a million dollars?
"That would be like a penny
He thought all this says to God: "God, why do not you give me a penny?
"Yes, in a second.
by @ ndrés;)
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6 Responses to Some Humor;)
jajajajaja
so super good jokes
especialmnte that of bats (and is not available)
hahaha so super funny, I laughed kuakier kaleta.jajajaja
xau blessings
F @ Bian
thanks for the gift of making people laugh.
Maite anything. The Bible says:
"Even fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with joy ..." (Job 8:21)
jajaja ke good jokes ...
had read them already, but I sign causing laughter ...
I was one ...
one sentence: "My dad is a dirty old man" (Sheck)
jajajaj ke'm funny.
Blessings to All.
hahaha .... .. real good especially the e-mail equivicado jajajajaja
I congratulate Andres brother! ... I imagine it must devote enough time to keep this page ... I assure you it is worth it, for me it was a blessing.
Greetings to all
than good jokes
I laughed a lot
put more
chao